There are days where you dont want to talk, but write..

Mainly written in two lingos (Bahasa & English).

Ps. my apologies if there is any spelling or grammatical error.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

D: LpW, U: Para Jomblowan. DU: Selamat mencoba! ;)

This time, guys should feel very lucky. WHY? Because I'm writing a note about how to impress girls, which came from various trusted sources. :D
Well, I'm not a love guru. That is for sure. I just like sharing some tips that maybe useful for some guys..But remember! These are simply tips. So, the deal is..No guarantee or anything. ;) Let’s get it started, shall we..?

Mungkin pernah ada yang duduk termenung di pojok ruangan sambil ngomong sendiri dalam hati..
"Nasib, nasib..temen-temen gue pada punya cewek baru..gue cewek lama aja nggak ada..emang gue segitu jeleknya apa ya.."

WEITS!! It's not the end of your world, brader!! Chin up Chin up!!

Now, just put a smile on your face, and find some distractions, jangan mikirin cewek mulu. Kalau mikirin cewek terus. Pusing nanti. Cewek jaman sekarang kan banyak yang brengsek. Tapiiii, banyak juga yang nggak brengsek. :D Salah satu distractionsnya mungkin dengan membaca note saya.. ;)

"Gile, cewek-cewek jaman sekarang matrealistis banget yang gue denger..gimana nasib gue nih. Penghasilan pas-pasan..yah nasib nikah telat nih. Apa mungkin malah nggak kan nikah.."

Tips :
Menurut sumber terpercaya, tingkat matrealistis itu macam-macam.

Ada yang udah akut banget, stadium 4 mungkin ya namanya..Kalau yang sudah akut, biasanya kriterianya juga tinggi banget. Misalnya, kencan pertama harus dinner minimal di hotel bintang 5, akomodasi kesana minimal pake mobil seri terbaru. Yah kira-kira begini contoh cewek matre yang sudah sangat akut.

Ada juga yang levelnya masih bisa ditolerir.

Contohnya: Maunya makan enak, nggak mau kencan jalan kaki, nggak mau kehujanan, dsb. Kalau untuk level yang ini, I would say, semua cewek matrealistis. Ya iyalah, siapa juga yang mau makan nasi pake garem aja tiap hari.

Kalo ada kata-kata "Cintamu membuatku kenyang"..AH itu sih omong kosong belaka sodara sodari.. Cuma ada di belakang truck aja biasanya.. :D

Buat cowok-cowok single, jangan takut sama anggapan bahwa cewek-cewek jaman sekarang matre-matre. Sebelum men-judge lebih jauh tentang seorang cewek. Mendingan kenal lebih jauh dulu deh..Kalau memang dia tipe cewek matre yang udah akut. Yaudah, toh di dunia ini cewek kan masih banyak stocknya..Nggak cuma dia aja kan..

"Hmm..ni cewek cantik banget, talented, yang suka juga banyak..sedangkan gue..hmm, jiper banget rasanya mau deketin dia, nggak kuat cuy saingannya.."

Tips:
Guys, first thing you should remember.
Nggak semua cewek cantik sukanya cowok yang ganteng juga. Nggak semua cewek talented, sukanya cowok yang multi-talented. This I can guarantee!

Jadi jangan pernah mundur sebelum berperang. Coba dulu maju.

What if, diantara cowok-cowok yang ngejar cewek ini, maybe we should name her Miss XYZ. Ternyata Miss XYZ sukanya sama elo.

YES. I'm talking about YOU.

And you missed the chance, just because you always hesitate to make a move. Or. You always make unnecessary assumptions about her. Cewek ini mikir, "He's not that into me" dan si cowok yang takut make a move ini mikir "No way she's into me, fansnya aja banyak banget". Karena kelamaan mikir de-el-el disamber orang deh ni cewe. Akhirnya..gigit jari kan?!
Failure is when you never try. Not when you are refused by a lady. ;)

“Duh, gue suka sih sama Miss XYZ, tapi, dia nggak kayak Miss OPQ..”

Tips:
Please stop being such a perfectionist, kalo memang benar-benar mau mengakhiri status singlenya.

I’ll remind you about the wise words “Nobody’s Perfect”. Ok. Now you remember.

Someone said to me : “Put, kalo terus ngebandingin sama rumputnya tetangga sih nggak akan abis..yang ada capek sendiri, and worst, you just waste your time and soon, gonna miss your chance”

So now, my other tips would be, to kindly ask you to apply what this someone said to me, into yourself. Would ya?

Kadang problem beberapa orang cowok itu, terus pengen dapet cewek yang tercantik, terseksi, terpintar, pokoknya yang “ter-“

Dan kadang berfikir, kalau nggak dapet yang “ter-“ itu cuma bakalan wasting his time aja.

How do you know that she is the right one or not, if you, yourself never keen on trying. Never give her a chance to prove herself.
Coz she might not be the perfect girl, but what if she ends up to be the right one for you.
You never know, if you never try..


Now, I'm going to talk about girls in general. Apa sih yang dimau cewek dari seorang cowok. Far from the perfect criteria, like a prince in a Disney world would have.

1. Cowok yang gentle
Contoh kecilnya. Misalnya digangguin sama preman, at least cowok gentle bakalan ngelindungin cewek-cewek.
Bukannya kabur - ngibrit - lari terbirit-birit.

Sosok cowok dimata cewek adalah sebagai orang yang lebih kuat dan bisa ngelindungin. Nah, kalo cowok di contoh tadi, yang ada bikin cewek-cewek ilang feeling, alias ilfeel. :P

Gentle juga berarti mau minta maaf kalau memang berbuat salah, nggak gengsi buat bilang "I am sorry.."

Oh, by the way, ternyata, it might sound old fashioned..Tapi, girls like to be treated in an old fashioned way sometimes.
Contoh simplenya : Dianterin pulang kalo udah malem, dibukain pintunya, bantu bawain barangnya (basically lend her your hands..), dikasih bunga di hari specialnya, dll.

2. Cowok yang sopan
Nggak kurang ajar sih intinya. I would assume you know what ‘sopan’ really means. Suka ngintipin cewek ganti baju. Well, definitely itu nggak sopan. Pervert malah iya..

3. Cowok yang jadi diri sendiri
Ok. Cewek memang suka sama hal-hal yang berbau kenyamanan.
Contohnya : kencan pake kendaraan yang layak pakai. Tapi lebih suka lagi sama cowok yang bangga jadi dirinya sendiri. Nggak punya mobil keren? It is not the end of the world. Just tell her the truth.

Kalau ceweknya memang beneran into you. She would accept you, unconditionally.

Kalau memang kenyataannya dia nggak bisa terima. Well, just think the positive side of it.

You will not waste your time dating someone who doesn't want you, for who you are, right?

Girls (in general) would really respect you when you say "sori ya kencannya pake mobil butut, maklum ni baru mampunya beli ini, yang penting kan punya sendiri..daripada mobil bagus tapi minjem tetangga."

4. Cowok yang romantis
Romantis dalam hal ini bisa banyak banget definisinya yah..BUT wait.

Please don't think about giving her red roses, chocolate, jewellery, poems and so on, every single day.

This is not the way you suppose to treat a lady. Yang ada dia bakalan “muntah”.

Keep It Simple. Everything that is too much is not good, remember?

Contoh romantis menurut gue..

  1. Bantuin benerin genteng bocor di rumah

  2. Bantuin benerin computer karena nggak mau ni cewek pergi ke kampusnya buat ngerjain tugasnya malam-malam

  3. Rela jalan nyeker - nggak pake sendal - karena sendalnya dipinjemin ke si cewek yang sendalnya putus

  4. Bantu bersihin virus yang ada di komputernya

  5. Nggak ngebiarin seorang cewek pulang sendirian malam-malam (conditions apply)

  6. Bantuin ngerjain assignmentsnya karena mungkin si cewek lagi sakit

  7. Inget hal-hal kecil tentang si cewek, contohnya : mie ayam kesukaannya itu yang nggak pake sayuran dan banyak kuah, etc..

I would consider these as romantic things. And I believe many girls out there will nod their head for me. Basically, be there when she needs you. ;)

5. Cowok yang ‘stick to one girl’
Guys may think that dating many girls at the same time would be a really cool thing to do. Tandanya "woo hoo! gue laku abis..jangankan 2 cewek, 3 cewek aja bisa gue dapetin dalam satu waktu.."

Hmm girls would think differently.

Once she knows that you are dating more than 1 girl at the same time. She would really take a note.

And put you on her 'NOT-TO-DATE' list.

And as an additional info, she (usually) would tell her friends to put you on the same list as she has. Yah, jadi makin kecil deh chance untuk deketin salah satu temennya.

6. Cowok yang jujur
Simple kayaknya ya. Tapi pada kenyataannya, kadang suka "nggak sengaja" buat boong.

Contoh simplenya nih..Ngaku-ngakunya single. Tapi ternyata..in a relationship..Nggak ngerti maksudnya apa.

Tapi, what's the point of you being in a relationship, kalau ngakunya masih single. Sooner or later, bakalan ketauan kok dan lagi-lagi masuk ke list 'NOT-TO-DATE'.

7. Cowok yang bisa ‘put her as a priority’
According to some guys.."Cowok yang udah punya cewek itu wajar-wajar aja kalo punya sahabat cewek tapi kalau cewek yang udah punya cowok nggak wajar sahabatan sama cowok"
It sounds selfish to me, honestly..

Kalau cowok merasa wajar punya sahabat cewek dan tetap jalan bareng, tanpa mengurangi intensitas, jangan pernah ngelarang cewek buat tetep jalan sama sahabat cowoknya kalau begitu..
Baru adil namanya..

Otherwise, guys, you really should tell your bestfriend that you are currently in a relationship, so that you won’t be able to meet / get in contact with her as often as before.

Biar gimana, jealousy does exist, guys!
Cewek nggak suka dinomorduakan. Apalagi sama seorang sahabat cewek.

Dear girls: feel free to add some more points..

Dear guys: good luck! After my long saga..I am more than happy to re-type these words so that you are and will always remember;
Failure is when you never try. Not when you are refused by a lady.


Have a perfect day!
xo
LpW

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